CHICXULUB PUEBLO, MEXICO – 65 million years after his heinous crime, the creator of all things was seen coming back to the very same spot where he brutally committed a genocide against the dinosaurs and half of all plants and animals.
“What can I say, it’s all part of the sick game I’m playing”, said the divine sicko who gets a rush out of remembering every sick detail about the time he annihilated Earth’s dominant terrestrial vertebrates in a horrible act of cruelty that he described as “kind of a power move, I guess”, and insisted that he would do it again in a heartbeat.
“My elaborate crime is not truly complete until I come back to where it all happened, and I would say it’s at least half the fun when it comes to extinguishing a whole group of animals. It’s all about reliving the moment over and over again, recalling the scared look on their faces and their futile pleas for help. Frankly, there’s nothing like it.”
At press time, it was reported that the omnipotent deviant visited the American Museum Of Natural History to take a closer look at the bones of his victims.
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