After years of hard efforts and nobody believing in his so-called impossible dream, UFOlogist Edward Baldwin finally managed to enter into contact with the man who abandonned him when he was eight years old.
“People call you crazy, they think you’re a delusional fool heading for failure, but maybe they just say it because they’re jealous of what you’re trying to achieve”, said Baldwin. “People were even telling me he didn’t exist, that all the tools I was using to try and find him were futile because his mere existence was a myth. Well, guess who had coffee with me for ten minutes while I was crying on Saturday? That’s right, and he even paid for it because he said UFOlogist wasn’t a real job and felt sad for me.”
At press time, it was reported that Baldwin didn’t in fact meet his father, but a strange bulbous creature going by the name of Xbrlzubzub.
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