BERKELY, CA – After a surprising discovery during a study involving several volunteer creeps, the World Health Organization now recommends drinking camel urine to sick fucks that are into that.
Expressing his concerns that “this might be the only way for these freaks to satisfy their urges, so we might as well just let them do it”, WHO president Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus went on to say that this deeply messed up practice is unlikely to hurt anyone “unless you happen to be allergic or something”, and that “after years of research, we now know that the best thing to do is to let these deviants do their thing, and as long as they don’t try to involve any of us in this, we’re good.”
“We have found that if you drink some camel urine every day, you’ll get a kick out of it if that’s the sort of depravity you’re into”, said chief scientist Dr. Robert Wells, who’s trying hard to be open-minded but doesn’t understand how anybody in their right mind would want to do this, and expressed concerns about fringe individuals who might even need “stronger stuff such as giraffe sweat” to satisfy their disturbing urges.
“You can do it by yourself or with a partner who’s as sick in the head as you are. The specifics don’t really matter as long as you can admit that you have a serious psychological problem, because frankly, this is the sort of thing that will lead civilization to its demise.”
At press time, Dr. Wells added that the most important thing to know is that those depraved sickos better not come anywhere near his daughter.
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Whether this is true or not. there are things to now about camel urine in Islam religion. I could found it here https://theislamicpost.com/drinking-camel-urine-hadith/
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