Insisting on not wanting to contribute to agricultural rape culture, Stuart Preston refuses to benefit from any animal that may have been guilty of sexual harassment. “I don’t want to get my calories from a chicken that rose through the ranks by asking for sexual favors to animals that were hierarchically below him”, said Preston, who credits his strong ethical foundations to reading Immanuel Kant and feminist tweets.
Dear "comedy writer originally from Belgium desperately trying to get your attention.",
You've got my attention.
I followed your link from NotePD and this is the second post I am reading here.
Hilarious as duck.
Here is my first impression when I opened your substack.
"why is a comedy newsletter posting news articles?".
I had to give it a try.
So I scrolled down and picked a post with a magnetic headline (hint: it had sex in it).
"Cool, he clipped a story from the news?"
That is a funny piece... but is that what this is about?
How many funny clippings can he get from the news?
So I picked the next post.... and here I am.
Tempted to say you are a genius.
You humor has a unique twist.
Now I am off to read 8 more posts.
Maybe you are a genius.
No matter what I think of the next posts I read,
This is a really good one.